Last Sane Man Standing - Blog of Corey Deitz

"Law and May I Have Your Pizza Order"

June 7, 2007

Truly unbelievable! Paris Hilton has been let out of jail after all of 3 days because of a "medical condition" which can't be discussed for privacy reasons. It's hard to know what the real story is. There are reports of her crying non-stop since arriving, reports that the medical condition was a rash, etc.

So, instead of serving 23 of the 45 days of her sentence (a mere half of what the judge could have given her), an ankle bracelet was slapped on the spoiled little brat and she was sent home to sit in her spa, listen to her iPod, talk on the phone with her girlfriends, order in pizza, and pay her debt to society by relaxing in front of the TV in her mansion.

I suppose if she ever gets arrested for DUI again, they'll really throw the book at her - a copy of COSMO - to read by her pool.