Last Sane Man Standing - Blog of Corey Deitz

Why Does God Give All the Money to Idiots?

Pefect example: Paris Hilton. She came out of nowhere a few years ago with legs spread and money to blow - the daughter of of a wealthy family who probably have wallpaper throughout their many mansions that repeats in a small-fonted pattern, "Let Them Eat Cake, Let Them Eat Cake".

She's the cover girl for "ditzy" and yet, thanks to her greenish and grainy Internet-driven sex tape from 2003, became famous for being famous. That initial fame begat a TV show, some film roles, a self-titled CD, modeling jobs, and more obnoxious headlines than a tabloid writer with bulimia could spit up.

Gag me with a spoon. Never mind: I'm already vomiting.

In September, 2006, Paris got a DUI. She's lucky she didn't kill herself or somebody else in the process. She was placed on 36 months probation but screwed that up by violating it 3 different ways. A judge then sentenced her to jail for 45 days - and now she's whining and bitching that she's being targeted for who she is. That's right: she's the victim.

I got news, babe: the only way you could be targeted for who you are would be if aliens landed in Hollywood and sought out the person with the lowest I.Q.