Last Sane Man Standing - Blog of Corey Deitz

Illegal Aliens May Do All This

Today was "May Day" and across America, thousands of illegal immigrants marched to create awareness that they deserve a a better or faster "track" to citizenship.

Is this a great country or what? You can sneak in here, get paid under the table, not pay taxes, and then parade your ass up and down the streets bitching about how bad of a deal you're getting!

Well, since it's "May Day", I'd like to suggest a few things to all illegals:

If you want to assimilate into our culture, you MAY learn English.
If you want me to win me over to your plight, you MAY stop displaying the Mexican flag in your marches. Try the Stars & Stripes. It MAY show you give a rat's ass about the country you want to live in.
If you want to be a citizen, you MAY start paying income taxes and supporting the costs of keeping this country free.
If you refuse to enter legally, I MAY call you an "illegal alien" and guess what? it's not racist - it's a fact.
If you insist on breeching the security of our borders, the "Minute Men" MAY catch you with my blessing.

Given that, I acknowledge we are all descendents of immigrants - and immigrants have made this country a melting pot of culture, invention, and prosperity. The difference is, American citizens have always "paid it forward" for the next generation - and you just don't get to dance your way in on someone else's dime.