Last Sane Man Standing - Blog of Corey Deitz

"You're-In Luck for Valentine's Day"

February 6, 2008

I want to talk to the ladies only. Guys, please just go back to your Man Cave (if you're lucky to have one) and let me have my verbal way with your gal.

Okay....

Listen Sweetheart: This year for Valentine's Day I want you to get him something he'll probably never even think to ask you for: a urinal.

That's right: a stand up, white porcelain, attached-to-the-wall urinal.

I've had one in my home for a year-and-a-half and it's a joy. My wife never has to yell at me about leaving the seat up, accidentally spraying the wall like some Tom cat (I'm easily distracted), or piddling on the seat after the obigatory shake.

Your guy would never even think to ask about a urinal because he's too busy surfing for porn, buying power tools, or decorating his Man Cave with corkboard. Oooooo...corkboard.

Anyway, check out the prices - you'd be surprised how his new urinal will act as an extended warranty on your relationship.

You'll always have a dry seat - that's down - and he'll always be a "stand up" guy, at least when peeing.