The Last Sane Man Standing
- Corey Deitz
"It's just my own, stupid, damn opinion!"
"Barack O'Romney"
January 08, 2008
I wish we could combine specific qualities of some of the people running for president into one person:
1. The enthusiasm and youth of Barack Obama;
2. The compassion of John Edwards;
3. The executive qualities of Mitt Romney;
4. The military perspective of John McCain;
5. The humor of Mike Huckabee;
Unfortunately, we have a two-party system which will ultimately offer us only two choices.
The perfect president would be a political Frankenstein incorporating the best of all the candidates. Unfortunately, we usually wind up with a political Dracula who soon demonstrates how much he sucks.
©2008 by Corey Deitz. May Not Be Reprinted Without Permission